What's
Been "H"appening 08/03/03
by Dick Scalpone, AGWA-Illinois Chapter H
Hi all,
What a great
morning it was today. Nothing but blue skies and 100%
sunshine. It just does not get any better than this. It is
awesome!
Our crusty
crew of rough riders meet at Mickey D's on this fine morning. Our
membership consisted of; gentleman George Riebesehl, jumpin Joe Hughes,
sergeant Russ Prichard, lucky Larry Greco, doctor Cary Levin and his
son Matt, Kurt Bonus, trusty Bruce Hirsch, major Dan Harris, our guest
Ken Kaya and Lorri, and of course yours truly.
So it off we
go, hi ho, hi ho, and away we go! Our ponies were screaming for
some exercise and much needed nourishment. Naturally,
we had to feed our ponies first, with the finest of great oats,
hay and real good 93 octane proof chaser. Our ponies were sure
kicking up their hoofs.
I took the
lead and lucky Larry did the sweep. Our choice of some fine
dining cuisine was at the "Tempo" restaurant in Waterman, ILL at the
corners of route 23 and U.S. 30. Subsequently, I took only the
less used roads that were very squirrelly and had many dipsy-do's that
were built right into them by our illustrious state of Illinois.
After about 80 or so minutes later, we finally arrived at our
destination. Our tummies were completely on empty with growling
noises to boot. We parked our ponies in the local corral
under the trees for some much needed shade. After obtaining our
seating arrangement, then the socializing began. Pour the coffee,
and let the shenanigans commence. Very soon, our three
matriarchs, jumpin Joe, sergeant Russ, gentleman George stood up and
yodeled "time's-a-waste'n", lets go ahoy matey--lets ride.
Our departure
was soon imminent. Our ponies needed more running around, after
all, they were cooped up in their stables all week. So it became
a unanimous decision, we would head west, then north and who knows from
there.
The rough
riders who decided more fresh air was necessary were, gentleman George,
jumpin Joe, lucky Larry, our guests Ken and Lorri, and yours
truly. The remaining membership had opted to return home for some
much needed chores or had other commitments.
I took the
lead, lucky Larry did the sweep and these feisty bunch of rough riders
were on their way. Our direction took us straight west on U.S. 30
for several miles and turned north on Tower road, which eventually lead
us into the squirrelly roads of Woodlawn and Kilbuck. As we
headed north to Baxter road, our direction eventually turned us
east. Let me tell you folks, these roads were not used at all,
there was no "road kill". We were really in the boonies. I
only managed to get misplaced a few times. It is a good thing
that lucky Larry has his GPS, so I could figure out where the
heck were we. Soon a break was needed, we demounted our ponies
for some chit chatting and stretching under a nice shaded tree.
As time passed, our jubilant crew just happen to look up to the
northwestern skies, wow did it ever look nasty. Dark clouds were
forming fast. No more huppen 'n hollarin, we mounted our ponies
and headed in a south easterly direction, away from those clouds.
After picking up Perryville road which took us to Grill road, we
finally connected with route 72 and quickly headed east bound to beat
the storm which was heading right for us. We stopped in Genoa,
ILL just to feed our ponies, quickly saddled up and the blasted our of
town, for the storm holds no furry.
I will say
this much, the camaraderie amongst this group was at its finest.
How sweet it is!! These ole cowpokes did not let any city dude
living interfere with their weekly pony riding, as jumpin Joe yelled
"getty-up", nothing rides like a wing, the real motorcycle.
Due to the
nasty skies that were chasing us, we had to abandon our ice cream stop,
for fearing we might get drenched. In our travels,
we pass through or circumvented several small villages and
towns and many roads, which took us in our travels about 150 safe
miles, and a great time was had by all.
Until next
week, lets be especially careful out there, for those four wheelers are
forever lurking around. Keep the rubber side down. I hope
each and everyone or you has a great week. Until we meet again.
Your unruly
rep,
Dick